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  3. tastefullyoffensive:

Kind of genius. [x]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Kind of genius. [x]

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  5. bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

    bookipsies:

    awwww-cute:

    My friends corgi fell asleep in class

    What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

    (via cats-on-crystal-meth)

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  8. TMI characters as parents

    hungarianducks:

    Jace

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    Clary

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    Simon

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    Isabelle

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    Magnus

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    Alec

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    Jordan

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    Maia

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    Jocelyn

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    Luke

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    Sebastian

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    Valentine

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    (via cassandraclare)

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  10. tacoposey:

    after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

    and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

    (via officialalltimelow)

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  11. iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

    (via spoken-not-written)

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  12. baraturxt asked: Where is he post that the girl put up about Zack meaning nothing to her?

    officialalltimelow:

    jackbarakatofficial:

    Thats fucking ridiculous. Zack is part of the glue that keeps ATL as ATL. 

    5 hours ago  /  173 notes  /  Source: jackbarakatofficial

  13. ethan-lawson-wate:

    ethan-lawson-wate:

    justabitunlikely:

    so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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    its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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    (via officialalltimelow)

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  14. pleatedjeans:

via

    pleatedjeans:

    via

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  15. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I just laughed so hard I woke my dog up

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    I just laughed so hard I woke my dog up

    (via cats-on-crystal-meth)

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